...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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