After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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