he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My vagina just clenched in fear
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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