it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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