It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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I would assume the blow job fairy.
what do I gotta put under the pillow to get a visit from the bj fairy
Doesn't matter. Got head.
nope but you should use some mouthwash before you get so close to my face, darling.
Sure "babe"
batman?
More importantly, who cares!!
Doesn't matter had sex
Who cares, blowie is good. You have the advantage is a fight ensues.
Then she proceeded to say: SWEAR TO MEEEEE!
"do you know who i am" .. in a manly voice!...
Blow job fairy lol bome
Dad?
Uhh what if it was someone inappropriate.. Like his mom? Highly inappropriate. Highly.
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