shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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