Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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