Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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