: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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