are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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