dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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