On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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