I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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