Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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