I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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