moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Come see our sink grown plant.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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