i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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