Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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