that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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