Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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