He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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