He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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