I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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