absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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