There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
