Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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