The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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