**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
just tell him i said nine months
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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