whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I've blown a few things in my day
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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