it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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