Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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