I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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