physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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