i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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