Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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