At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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