Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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