So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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