I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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