I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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