Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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