your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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