I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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