we have pet lesbian snakes
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Randomize
