I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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