And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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