I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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