just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
