but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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