They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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Aww--they need a slutty home wrecker holiday.
May your nether regions burn like the heart of the sun and the lesson you will learn. Cheating is shitty, but sleeping a married man is a reflection of who you are.
Where is mr. Deeds when you need him
Giving him a card for Valentine's Day seems a bad idea really. What if his wife finds it?
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