Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
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go home
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
this hospital has no fireball
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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