2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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